OMG as you all know I had my wisdom teeth out recently well today I got my stiches out witch actually didnt hurt that much but i realized they acidently sewed my tooth to my gum.... O_o anywho i have to clean the holes where they took the teeth out with this thing he call a "Squirt Gun" witch looked like a shot but with a funny plastic hose at the end. So after every meal i have to stick the end of the "Squirt Sirenge" and relase warm water into the holes OWwww it only hurts if you accidently suck instead of squirt... Well L8tr thanks for reading.
My bffl Ashlyn came over at 11:00 this morning to hang and we're having sleepover to tonight and whenever she comes ovr you know its not going to be boring. When she got her we started playing sims3 and commando2 it was hilarious Ashlyn was playing with our sim Hayley Williams(Disigned after Paramores leadsinger) and instead of clicking friendly she clicked flirt which wouldn't have been so bad if it had been a guy but alas it was Sue her neighbor and fellow band member and it didn't stop there she acidently asked her to spend the night. And I was like "OMG ASHLYN!!!!" then after that insident I was playing commando2 and Ashlyn looked over and said "We were over here dealing with lesbo sims and then i turn around and hear 'Die japanese!!!'" it was very un PC and it had me thinking if Japanese people had video games about us..... Scary thought right? After the commputerized terrors we went to hang in my room and all three of us jumped onto th bund bed when michelle my sister fell through the "Dangerous Crack" aka the space between the wall and the bed. Then once Michelle was down she started grabbing me and Ashlyn's legs as the dangled over the edge. I stood my ground but Ashlyn wasnt so lucky and was pulled deep into the abyss. After awhile they started yelling that my blanket smelled like crap and started bugging me about it so then i jumped down into the lower bunk and they started screaming at me. It was pretty histarical and what made them go really off the roof was when my brother walked into my room with a giagantic nerf gun and emptied a couple of rounds into the bottom bunk. Michelle and Ashlyn started screaming like abolesent banshees with a zit brakeout and a badhairday. (Made that up myself) Then we came into the living room to watch cheaper by the dozen and they got some serious issues with that family.
*This is just part one I will post part two later
When the movie was finish I desided to get another waffle because its the only solid food i can at since my surgry and Ashlyn started patronizing me on how many waffles i was consuming. she was like" You've eaten like a million!!!" but i had only eaten 9 psshhh.. watever then they said i was going to eventually eat a million and that each of my thieghs were going to be as large as Michael and Ashlyn combined. then she said i'd have a heart attack and she demonstrated by convulsing on the couch and the Miheal started convusling WHILe standing up which is quite a feat ( dripping with sarcasm)
Then we practiced our acting skills by having a fake insult battle "about werid things" that will remain undisclosed. YOU HAVE CURVES IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES!
WELL AT LEAST I HAVE CURVES YOUR FLAT AS A BOARD!
THAT WOULD BE GREAT FOR YOU IF YOU WERE A GIRL!
Then we watch Justin Bieber get hit by a water bottle which in fact was actually sourpatch kids wrapped in a I <3 Justin t-shirt... okay
Pause we are going to take a break from the sleepover drama and discuss a better topic..... DINNER! naw jk its still part of our sleep over. Ashlyn and Michelle needed to make chicken for dinner and mom needed me to make sandwitches sooooo being the nice person i am i mad them BUT i made them slowly and with love and purple laytex gloves...... To make a Laytex love sandwitch you take a Hotdog bun( LARGE) and cut it almost all the way through. Then add an even coating of mustard. After that take one piece of cheese and put it in the middle of the sandwitch. The take 6 slices of circular meat and fold them in half to make cresents then line them up evenly spaced and fold in half. This creates a fancy loopy disign with the meat adding appeal for a normally bland lunch :)
Then later we went into my room and chatted with our BFs and my sis was having trouble talking to her BF over the phone because she couldnt think of anything to talk about so I got on th line posing as my sister while sh watched and it was really funny bcause my voice and her voice sound so alike when i try so her BF couldnt tell the difference it was hilliarious.
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*This is just part one I will post part two later
When the movie was finish I desided to get another waffle because its the only solid food i can at since my surgry and Ashlyn started patronizing me on how many waffles i was consuming. she was like" You've eaten like a million!!!" but i had only eaten 9 psshhh.. watever then they said i was going to eventually eat a million and that each of my thieghs were going to be as large as Michael and Ashlyn combined. then she said i'd have a heart attack and she demonstrated by convulsing on the couch and the Miheal started convusling WHILe standing up which is quite a feat ( dripping with sarcasm)
Then we practiced our acting skills by having a fake insult battle "about werid things" that will remain undisclosed. YOU HAVE CURVES IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES!
WELL AT LEAST I HAVE CURVES YOUR FLAT AS A BOARD!
THAT WOULD BE GREAT FOR YOU IF YOU WERE A GIRL!
Then we watch Justin Bieber get hit by a water bottle which in fact was actually sourpatch kids wrapped in a I <3 Justin t-shirt... okay
Pause we are going to take a break from the sleepover drama and discuss a better topic..... DINNER! naw jk its still part of our sleep over. Ashlyn and Michelle needed to make chicken for dinner and mom needed me to make sandwitches sooooo being the nice person i am i mad them BUT i made them slowly and with love and purple laytex gloves...... To make a Laytex love sandwitch you take a Hotdog bun( LARGE) and cut it almost all the way through. Then add an even coating of mustard. After that take one piece of cheese and put it in the middle of the sandwitch. The take 6 slices of circular meat and fold them in half to make cresents then line them up evenly spaced and fold in half. This creates a fancy loopy disign with the meat adding appeal for a normally bland lunch :)
Then later we went into my room and chatted with our BFs and my sis was having trouble talking to her BF over the phone because she couldnt think of anything to talk about so I got on th line posing as my sister while sh watched and it was really funny bcause my voice and her voice sound so alike when i try so her BF couldnt tell the difference it was hilliarious.
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Today my bffl's parents called us to help them move to their new house aka the mansion cause its HUGE!!!!! so i agreed because i wanted to hang w/ JJ (thats her name) anywho we get there to find out shes not.... oh well so we help anyway living on the hope that her dad will pick her up from our other friends house. Didn't happen... so we went home and her dad said that J would come over in an hour......Two hours l8tr she calls asking us to go over to her house. Anybody frustrated just reading this??? BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! Then my mom said I couldn't go WHICH I respect but still alittle PO'd but hey lifes unfair as all the adults say! so i just sat down drank a Mr.Pib and put an icepack on my jawline (see Tooth Twoubles) then i updated my blog HAHAHAHAAAHA!
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Tursdays will forever be stained red in my eyes for the rest of my life! (or at least until I forget) your probably wonder what could have ruined thursdays for Melanie???? well i'll tell you it all started two years ago when i got my braces then i got them out this March and now my pearly whites are pearly and sraight! so whats the problem? Now that my teeth are sraight i can't let them become unsraight and there is only one thing threatening my teeths sraightness that is.... My wisdom teeth..... most grownups are like "YOUR WISDOM TEETH? AT YOUR AGE!!! i didnt have my teeth out until my 30's." but my teeth are stupid and high matinance so I need them removed. so on thursday I when to the oral surgon and he knocked me out and removed the little balls of evil from my gumline. i come home woozy and numb with a bottle of penicillan and proproxyphen plus your normal pain killer: ibprophen. and to make matters worse no normal food only squishy werid soft foods. which would be greatr if i were allowed to thrive on icecream but alas i ate yogurt which isnt bad unless you have an all yogurt diet for a week! And you just happen to be swelling and have to go to church. I got a lot of "Cute Chipmunk" remarks but no teenage girl wants to look like alvin in a public place for all to see. But its now Tuesday and im still eating yogurt and now im not really hungury at all giving the "wide array"(total sarcasm) of food i can eat! but my swelling has disapeared and my pain is diminishing so i'll be at school on monday a year older and a couple pounds lighter.
